Princess Kalli

Earlier today Kalli told me she had to go to the bathroom. I went with her to assist if needed. While she was on the toilet she informed me that she was a princess.

Me - yes you are a princess
Kalli - I'm princess Kalli

After she finished up, I told her to flush the toilet. She looked at me completely serious.

Kalli - A princess doesn't flush a toilet
Me - who flushes the toilet for princesses?
Kalli - the princess' mommy